A blizzard blanketed the East Coast today. The only place whiter than New York City right now is the Winter Olympics.
It’s too bad the economy doesn’t have a Toyota gas pedal.
Countless snowball fights broke out in Central Park today. Each being vastly more captivating than the totality of two weeks of Winter Olympic games.
A Bronx city councilmember was charged with 13 counts of money laundering today. To some, Larry Seabrook is a thief. To Wall Street, he’s one of their own.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Feb. 09, 2010
Valentine’s Day might be awkward for New York Gov. David Paterson, who’s admitted to having extramarital affairs. But not nearly as awkward as Father’s Day.
With the sex scandal under his belt, at least now we know the first-term governor is qualified to hold office.
Paterson said he wasn’t having sex with another woman. He was simply masturbating inside of one.
Plans to produce the world’s first genetically modified food plants are being put on hold over safety concerns. Apparently the aubergine is a lousy candidate for Corn Flakes, but a great candidate for cancer.
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With the sex scandal under his belt, at least now we know the first-term governor is qualified to hold office.
Paterson said he wasn’t having sex with another woman. He was simply masturbating inside of one.
Plans to produce the world’s first genetically modified food plants are being put on hold over safety concerns. Apparently the aubergine is a lousy candidate for Corn Flakes, but a great candidate for cancer.
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Monday, February 8, 2010
Feb. 08, 2010
A body was discovered in the wheel well of a NY-to-Tokyo flight today. Health officials are trying to determine if the man died of hypothermia. Or plain old airline food.
And you thought your flight sucked.
The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. Scientists said it’s actually right next to a Starbucks.
Rip Torn said to call him when they find vodka.
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And you thought your flight sucked.
The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. Scientists said it’s actually right next to a Starbucks.
Rip Torn said to call him when they find vodka.
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Thursday, February 4, 2010
Feb. 04, 2010
The last speaker of an ancient Indian language has died. While the language, Bo, goes back more than 70,000 years, it’s not nearly as widely spoken as other Indian languages, including C++, C# and Java.
A new study shows that patients in a vegetative state do, in fact, show some brain activity. Which makes them even more qualified to hold a seat in Congress than most lawmakers.
A new study shows that patients in a vegetative state do, in fact, show some brain activity. It’s kind of a no-brainer.
Thanks to hit movies like The Blind Side, Time Warner surprised everyone by posting a profit yesterday. But, more surprisingly, its cable technicians actually arrived between 12-4 PM at 774 Maple Avenue.
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A new study shows that patients in a vegetative state do, in fact, show some brain activity. Which makes them even more qualified to hold a seat in Congress than most lawmakers.
A new study shows that patients in a vegetative state do, in fact, show some brain activity. It’s kind of a no-brainer.
Thanks to hit movies like The Blind Side, Time Warner surprised everyone by posting a profit yesterday. But, more surprisingly, its cable technicians actually arrived between 12-4 PM at 774 Maple Avenue.
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Feb. 04, 2010
A new study shows that patients in a vegetative state do, in fact, show some brain activity. Which makes them even more qualified to hold a seat in Congress than most lawmakers.
A new study shows that patients in a vegetative state do, in fact, show some brain activity. It’s kind of a no-brainer.
The last speaker of an ancient Indian language known as Bo has died. Apparently, her last words were, “A’ight, peace out, yo.”
The last speaker of an ancient Indian language has died. While the language, Bo, goes back more than 70,000 years, it’s not nearly as widely spoken as other Indian languages, including C++, C# and Java.
Thanks to hit movies like The Blind Side, Time Warner surprised everyone by posting a profit yesterday. But, more surprisingly, its cable technicians actually arrived between 12-4 PM at 774 Maple Avenue.
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A new study shows that patients in a vegetative state do, in fact, show some brain activity. It’s kind of a no-brainer.
The last speaker of an ancient Indian language known as Bo has died. Apparently, her last words were, “A’ight, peace out, yo.”
The last speaker of an ancient Indian language has died. While the language, Bo, goes back more than 70,000 years, it’s not nearly as widely spoken as other Indian languages, including C++, C# and Java.
Thanks to hit movies like The Blind Side, Time Warner surprised everyone by posting a profit yesterday. But, more surprisingly, its cable technicians actually arrived between 12-4 PM at 774 Maple Avenue.
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Feb. 03, 2010
In light of Toyota’s struggles, some people think hara-kiri – honorable suicide – is in order for Toyota’s top brass. They could start by driving one of their own cars.
According to Forbes magazine, the most dangerous place to be is Afghanistan's Khost Province. The second most dangerous: inside a Toyota Camry.
Toyota gas pedals get stuck. Breaks in the Prius don’t work. Even its “new car smell” is noxious.
Anyone think we bailed out the wrong carmakers?
Toyota Prius. Or as drivers call it: the Toyota Pray-for-us.
Bad time to be a Toyota owner. Gas pedals get stuck. Breaks don’t work. But, hey, at least the “check engine” light isn’t blinking.
Other carmakers are offering a $1,000 if you trade in your Toyota. What they don’t tell you is that the $1,000 is coming out of your taxpaying pocket.
People are now reporting faulty breaks in their hybrid Toyota Priuses. So as you’re hurdling towards an intersection at 125 MPH, at least you can know you’re helping the environment along the way.
To monitor how the world’s oceans are changing, Europe is funding the Jason – a high-tech altimeter spacecraft. Do we really need to go to space to monitor the oceans? Isn’t the beach a little closer?
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According to Forbes magazine, the most dangerous place to be is Afghanistan's Khost Province. The second most dangerous: inside a Toyota Camry.
Toyota gas pedals get stuck. Breaks in the Prius don’t work. Even its “new car smell” is noxious.
Anyone think we bailed out the wrong carmakers?
Toyota Prius. Or as drivers call it: the Toyota Pray-for-us.
Bad time to be a Toyota owner. Gas pedals get stuck. Breaks don’t work. But, hey, at least the “check engine” light isn’t blinking.
Other carmakers are offering a $1,000 if you trade in your Toyota. What they don’t tell you is that the $1,000 is coming out of your taxpaying pocket.
People are now reporting faulty breaks in their hybrid Toyota Priuses. So as you’re hurdling towards an intersection at 125 MPH, at least you can know you’re helping the environment along the way.
To monitor how the world’s oceans are changing, Europe is funding the Jason – a high-tech altimeter spacecraft. Do we really need to go to space to monitor the oceans? Isn’t the beach a little closer?
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Monday, February 1, 2010
Feb. 01, 2010
President Obama will hold his first youtube press conference today. Provided Malia can quit hogging all the damn White House bandwidth.
Obama isn’t the first major political figure to post video to youtube. John Edwards beat him to it. But you have to be over 18 to view that video.
The President plans to announce that Windows 7 was actually his idea.
Who would have thought that the window into the White House we all wanted would be a buddy window?
Breast reductions are the most popular form of cosmetic surgery these days – for men. While going under the knife is always terrifying, men are proving that it takes a pair of balls to lose a pair of breasts.
One thing there won’t be at this weekend’s Super Bowl: Snow. Unless, of course, you go into just about any bathroom in South Beach.
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Obama isn’t the first major political figure to post video to youtube. John Edwards beat him to it. But you have to be over 18 to view that video.
The President plans to announce that Windows 7 was actually his idea.
Who would have thought that the window into the White House we all wanted would be a buddy window?
Breast reductions are the most popular form of cosmetic surgery these days – for men. While going under the knife is always terrifying, men are proving that it takes a pair of balls to lose a pair of breasts.
One thing there won’t be at this weekend’s Super Bowl: Snow. Unless, of course, you go into just about any bathroom in South Beach.
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