Corey Haim died today. About 15 years after his career did.
The Post Office is considering ending Saturday deliveries. So while neither rain nor snow will stop them, Saturdays and Sundays will.
It wants to assure the public, though, that it stills plans to lose mail seven days a week.
Bank of America plans to end debit overdraft fees. They say the days of the $40 cup of coffee are over. Clearly, the bank has never been to a Starbucks.
Jihad Jane, a Pennsylvania woman known as Colleen LaRose, said she was depressed and suicidal when she agreed to help carry out terrorist plots. Suicidal. Or as it's known in the terrorist industry, “field research.”
Google has added bike routes to its online maps. There’s about 12,000 miles in all. Which includes every sidewalk, railing, park bench and subway platform in New York City.
Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore is calling for President Obama to replace Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel with him. If Moore can push his way into GM, getting past White Security shouldn’t be a problem.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
March 08, 2010
Lil Wayne was sentenced to a year in prison. It isn’t clear how much of that sentence will be left once he gets his teeth through security.
The Oscars Sunday night went so long that the Navis went extinct before it was over.
The Queen of England said she’s worried underdeveloped countries are missing out on opportunities for advancement because they don’t have the Internet. Seriously, how is a nation to succeed when it can’t post how much it hated that sparkly dress Zoe Saldana wore on the red carpet?
The FAA is defending its workplace policies following an incident in the control tower at JFK. They’re considering changing the policy to “Take Your Kid to Work Day But Don’t Let Him Land a Goddamn 737.”
Just be thankful the dad who let his kid play air traffic controller wasn’t your heart surgeon.
According to scientists, bonobos – our closest primate relative – would rather share their food with a companion than eat alone. And will dine at nothing less than a five-star Zagat-rated restaurant.
The Obama Administration wants to pay delinquent homeowners to sell their homes and vacate. See? There’s another way to get money from the federal government without being a car company.
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The Oscars Sunday night went so long that the Navis went extinct before it was over.
The Queen of England said she’s worried underdeveloped countries are missing out on opportunities for advancement because they don’t have the Internet. Seriously, how is a nation to succeed when it can’t post how much it hated that sparkly dress Zoe Saldana wore on the red carpet?
The FAA is defending its workplace policies following an incident in the control tower at JFK. They’re considering changing the policy to “Take Your Kid to Work Day But Don’t Let Him Land a Goddamn 737.”
Just be thankful the dad who let his kid play air traffic controller wasn’t your heart surgeon.
According to scientists, bonobos – our closest primate relative – would rather share their food with a companion than eat alone. And will dine at nothing less than a five-star Zagat-rated restaurant.
The Obama Administration wants to pay delinquent homeowners to sell their homes and vacate. See? There’s another way to get money from the federal government without being a car company.
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Friday, March 5, 2010
March 04, 2010
An elementary school in Los Angeles suspended three teachers. In recognition of Black History Month, the three nominated OJ Simpson and Dennis Rodman as African American heroes. The three haven’t decided who they’ll nominate for White History Month. But right now Adolph Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer are neck-and-neck.
The uproar isn’t just because the teachers are white. It’s because they’re also, evidently, retarded.
Metal-on-metal hip replacements are causing all kinds of complications. And orthopedic surgeons around the country are calling for the end of them. They wear quickly. Kill healthy tissue. And, worst of all, they’re a bitch to get through airport security.
New York City has reportedly filled its two millionth pothole. Quite an achievement. Meanwhile, New York Governor David Paterson hasn’t even reached the bottom of his.
Lady Gaga concert tickets have doubled in price. Apparently, the price of leopard-skin, porcelain vase three-pieces has gone up.
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The uproar isn’t just because the teachers are white. It’s because they’re also, evidently, retarded.
Metal-on-metal hip replacements are causing all kinds of complications. And orthopedic surgeons around the country are calling for the end of them. They wear quickly. Kill healthy tissue. And, worst of all, they’re a bitch to get through airport security.
New York City has reportedly filled its two millionth pothole. Quite an achievement. Meanwhile, New York Governor David Paterson hasn’t even reached the bottom of his.
Lady Gaga concert tickets have doubled in price. Apparently, the price of leopard-skin, porcelain vase three-pieces has gone up.
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Thursday, March 4, 2010
March 04, 2010
The fee to apply for a US passport might increase to $135. One wonders if they'll accept store credit.
Passport fees are going up 35%. Thankfully, the country is introducing Half Price Tuesdays.
To attract visitors, the US is throwing in a free iPod Touch.
Want to buy an island? Now might be your chance. Mired in debt, Greece is apparently mulling the idea of unloading some of its 6,000 islands. Islands aren’t cheap. They start in the millions of dollars. Of course, thanks to its deflated currency, that amounts to about eight dollars each.
Greece is trying to pay off its debt buy selling its islands. New York, too, is apparently interested in its own island. But potential investors at the high price for Staten Island. Ten bucks? It’s worth at least $20.
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Passport fees are going up 35%. Thankfully, the country is introducing Half Price Tuesdays.
To attract visitors, the US is throwing in a free iPod Touch.
Want to buy an island? Now might be your chance. Mired in debt, Greece is apparently mulling the idea of unloading some of its 6,000 islands. Islands aren’t cheap. They start in the millions of dollars. Of course, thanks to its deflated currency, that amounts to about eight dollars each.
Greece is trying to pay off its debt buy selling its islands. New York, too, is apparently interested in its own island. But potential investors at the high price for Staten Island. Ten bucks? It’s worth at least $20.
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Wednesday, March 3, 2010
March 03, 2010
A plan to let parents check if someone is a sex offender will be rolled out across England and Wales next year. In a related story, Tiger Woods said he's excited to return to professional golf. Just not in England.
The EPA designated Brooklyn’s Gowanus Canal a Superfund Site. For over a century industrial waste and raw sewage flowed into the canal. Residents said it reminded them of an outhouse after a concert. And Staten Island.
Locals are known to go kayaking in the contaminated Canal. EPA officials say the only thing more hazardous to your health is driving a Toyota.
New York City officials are saying the New York faired better during the recession than the rest of the country. Your chances of employment there are actually pretty good. Unless you’re its governor.
Seventy-nine years ago today "The Star-Spangled Banner" became the official national anthem of the United States, narrowly beating out Lil Wayne’s “Smoke Dat Cush.”
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The EPA designated Brooklyn’s Gowanus Canal a Superfund Site. For over a century industrial waste and raw sewage flowed into the canal. Residents said it reminded them of an outhouse after a concert. And Staten Island.
Locals are known to go kayaking in the contaminated Canal. EPA officials say the only thing more hazardous to your health is driving a Toyota.
New York City officials are saying the New York faired better during the recession than the rest of the country. Your chances of employment there are actually pretty good. Unless you’re its governor.
Seventy-nine years ago today "The Star-Spangled Banner" became the official national anthem of the United States, narrowly beating out Lil Wayne’s “Smoke Dat Cush.”
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Tuesday, March 2, 2010
March 02, 2010
Lines etched into ostrich eggs 60,000 years ago are the earliest examples of symbolism by humans, according to scientists. But lyrics from the Jonas Brothers, everyone else says, are by far the worst.
Some states are trying to ban digital billboards. Those with animation, blinking lights, sports scores. But marketers say they’re a great way to really hit drivers over the head with their messaging. Especially when drivers crash into them.
A New York real estate executive paid $195,000 for a six-week home rental. But the place was a dump and now Keith Rubenstein is planning on suing. Or just advertising it as “brite, beautiful, 6-bdrom mansion; amaz opp.”
Sounds like a real estate guy finally learned what it feels like to be lied to.
A New York real estate executive paid $195,000 for a six-week home rental. But the place was a dump and now Keith Rubenstein is planning on suing. Maybe he should just default like the rest of us.
A new theory suggests that cooking is what makes humans looks like humans. And that introducing meat into our diets is what lead to bigger brains and higher intelligence. Though the existence of George W. Bush tends to counters that.
Over the years, cooking meat led to tastier meals and improved quality, one scientist said. Some people disagree. Including everyone who's ever eaten at McDonalds.
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Some states are trying to ban digital billboards. Those with animation, blinking lights, sports scores. But marketers say they’re a great way to really hit drivers over the head with their messaging. Especially when drivers crash into them.
A New York real estate executive paid $195,000 for a six-week home rental. But the place was a dump and now Keith Rubenstein is planning on suing. Or just advertising it as “brite, beautiful, 6-bdrom mansion; amaz opp.”
Sounds like a real estate guy finally learned what it feels like to be lied to.
A New York real estate executive paid $195,000 for a six-week home rental. But the place was a dump and now Keith Rubenstein is planning on suing. Maybe he should just default like the rest of us.
A new theory suggests that cooking is what makes humans looks like humans. And that introducing meat into our diets is what lead to bigger brains and higher intelligence. Though the existence of George W. Bush tends to counters that.
Over the years, cooking meat led to tastier meals and improved quality, one scientist said. Some people disagree. Including everyone who's ever eaten at McDonalds.
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Monday, March 1, 2010
March 01, 2010
According to his latest physical, President Obama is in “excellent physical health.” His healthcare legislation, however, is in the ICU, on a breathing machine, feeding tube, and the priest just walked into the room.
President Obama passed his latest physical. Turns out an increase in his cholesterol is the only “change we can believe in.”
He’s expected to be fit for the remainder of his term. The majority of his initiatives, however, are not.
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President Obama passed his latest physical. Turns out an increase in his cholesterol is the only “change we can believe in.”
He’s expected to be fit for the remainder of his term. The majority of his initiatives, however, are not.
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