IHOP is considering adding calorie count to its menus. But doctors are concerned. The numbers alone could give you a heart attack.
Health insurance is coming for 32 million people. That’s the kind of coverage the University of Kansas men’s basketball team could only envy.
President Obama says lawmakers have answered the “Call of History.” Whose call-center, by the way, is in Hyderabad, India.
President Obama says the nation has answered the “Call of History.” Whose call-center, by the way, is in Hyderabad, India.
Health insurance passed. Twinkies, cigarettes, IHOP and soda for all!
Health insurance passed. IHOP is marking the occasion by doubling the size of its omelets to 5,000 calories each.
People with pre-existing conditions will no longer be able to be denied health insurance. Unfortunately, stupidity is not one of them.
With his approval ratings tanking, President Obama somehow rallied lawmakers to pass healthcare legislation. How? He threatened to support them in November.
IHOP is considering adding calorie count to its menus. There’s just one thing stopping it. The numbers.
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Monday, March 22, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
March 19, 2010
The Obama administration wants to send the Guantanamo detainees to a vacant prison in northwestern Illinois. It originally wanted to send them to New Jersey. But then realized that would violate its own anti-torture policies.
Scientists in Germany created the world’s first invisibility cloak. It can render 3d objects entirely invisible. Naturally, people everywhere are very excited. Apparently, Tiger Woods asked if he could get one made in a 42-Long.
With the proposed health bill estimated to reduce federal deficits by $138 billion over 10 years, there’s no stopping it. Lawmakers are calling it the Toyota Healthcare Bill.
Russia wants to start powering towns through nuclear submarines. So who do you call when the power goes out?
Russia wants to start powering towns through nuclear submarines. I guess when the lights go out, that’s the least of your worries.
Russia wants to start powering towns through nuclear submarines. You’ll know there’s a power outage when your fingertips glow in the dark.
Universal is planning to lower CD prices to $10 or less. Natuarlly, music buyers were said to be thrilled by this. All three of them.
Universal is planning to lower CD prices to $10 or less. To which anyone under 30 asked, “What’s a CD?”
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Scientists in Germany created the world’s first invisibility cloak. It can render 3d objects entirely invisible. Naturally, people everywhere are very excited. Apparently, Tiger Woods asked if he could get one made in a 42-Long.
With the proposed health bill estimated to reduce federal deficits by $138 billion over 10 years, there’s no stopping it. Lawmakers are calling it the Toyota Healthcare Bill.
Russia wants to start powering towns through nuclear submarines. So who do you call when the power goes out?
Russia wants to start powering towns through nuclear submarines. I guess when the lights go out, that’s the least of your worries.
Russia wants to start powering towns through nuclear submarines. You’ll know there’s a power outage when your fingertips glow in the dark.
Universal is planning to lower CD prices to $10 or less. Natuarlly, music buyers were said to be thrilled by this. All three of them.
Universal is planning to lower CD prices to $10 or less. To which anyone under 30 asked, “What’s a CD?”
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
March 17, 2010
You’ll soon be able to buy audio recordings of criminal trials for just $2.40. Hearing your favorite hip-hop stars has never been cheaper or easier.
New Jersey is looking for ways to shrink its budget. One way, says New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, is by eliminating public school free lunches. Judging by the size of Christie, it’s probably the first time he’s ever proposed eliminating lunch.
Another way it's planning to save money is by closing hundreds of psychiatric wards. It isn’t clear if that includes the house on “Jersey Shore."
Eliminating free school lunches is great news for anyone who’s ever eaten a free school lunch.
Thirteen hundred state workers will also be laid off. Including airport personnel. Let’s hope they’re the ones working security at Newark Airport.
Instead of laying off 1,300 state workers, the entire state is hoping Christie lays off the starting lineup of the New Jersey Nets.
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New Jersey is looking for ways to shrink its budget. One way, says New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, is by eliminating public school free lunches. Judging by the size of Christie, it’s probably the first time he’s ever proposed eliminating lunch.
Another way it's planning to save money is by closing hundreds of psychiatric wards. It isn’t clear if that includes the house on “Jersey Shore."
Eliminating free school lunches is great news for anyone who’s ever eaten a free school lunch.
Thirteen hundred state workers will also be laid off. Including airport personnel. Let’s hope they’re the ones working security at Newark Airport.
Instead of laying off 1,300 state workers, the entire state is hoping Christie lays off the starting lineup of the New Jersey Nets.
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010
March 16, 2010
C-Span has uploaded its huge video library to the Internet. Over 160,000 hours worth of hearings and debates. And that’s just Joe Biden.
Over 23 years of Congressional sessions, hearings and debates are available free online now. Watching all 160,000 hours is almost as painful as watching one episode of the Marriage Ref.
A recent poll showed that C-Span’s audience at any one time can be as small as 1,000 viewers per hour. NBC wishes it could draw those kinds of numbers.
Members of Congress get their own profile page. Apparently, John Edwards’s links to Planned Parenthood.
Google announced it’s making its Nexus One phone available through AT&T. AT&T is confident it can drop calls with the Nexus One as well as it can with the iPhone.
Felix Baumgartner, a former Navy Seal, is planning to skydive from a record-breaking 120,000 feet. Within seconds he’ll be plummeting towards the earth at 690 miles per hour. But that actually won’t be the fastest fall to Earth ever. Just ask Tiger Woods.
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Over 23 years of Congressional sessions, hearings and debates are available free online now. Watching all 160,000 hours is almost as painful as watching one episode of the Marriage Ref.
A recent poll showed that C-Span’s audience at any one time can be as small as 1,000 viewers per hour. NBC wishes it could draw those kinds of numbers.
Members of Congress get their own profile page. Apparently, John Edwards’s links to Planned Parenthood.
Google announced it’s making its Nexus One phone available through AT&T. AT&T is confident it can drop calls with the Nexus One as well as it can with the iPhone.
Felix Baumgartner, a former Navy Seal, is planning to skydive from a record-breaking 120,000 feet. Within seconds he’ll be plummeting towards the earth at 690 miles per hour. But that actually won’t be the fastest fall to Earth ever. Just ask Tiger Woods.
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Monday, March 15, 2010
March 15, 2010
Following a string of strong storms this weekend, thousands of New Yorkers are without power. The Democrats in Washington know just how they feel.
Hailing a cab in New York City? Be careful. Turns out almost 30,000 drivers inappropriately overcharged riders last year. But most didn’t realize because they were just happy to have survived the ride.
Ripping us off? Who do they think they are, airlines?
Elementary schools around the country are now hiring Recess Coaches, according to a New York Times story. Adults playing with kids? Sounds like the perfect job for Eric Massa.
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Hailing a cab in New York City? Be careful. Turns out almost 30,000 drivers inappropriately overcharged riders last year. But most didn’t realize because they were just happy to have survived the ride.
Ripping us off? Who do they think they are, airlines?
Elementary schools around the country are now hiring Recess Coaches, according to a New York Times story. Adults playing with kids? Sounds like the perfect job for Eric Massa.
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Friday, March 12, 2010
March 11, 2010
A retirement plan lets most Greek citizens retire at 61. It’s one of the main reasons the country’s economy has collapsed. But helps explain why shuffleboard scores have soared.
Funding so many retirement pensions is one of the chief causes of Greece’s economic collapse. Our country does it better: Rather than the government paying for your retirement, corporate bankers just package and sell it.
Because of the chemicals, the Greek government has listed hairdresser as one of the most occupationally hazardous professions. If working on Greek hair is hazardous, than working on Italian hair is like playing Russian Roulette.
Botox’s top competitor is offering rebates to women dissatisfied with their anti-wrinkle treatment. This brought an immediate smile to the faces of millions of women. Their faces just couldn’t display it.
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Funding so many retirement pensions is one of the chief causes of Greece’s economic collapse. Our country does it better: Rather than the government paying for your retirement, corporate bankers just package and sell it.
Because of the chemicals, the Greek government has listed hairdresser as one of the most occupationally hazardous professions. If working on Greek hair is hazardous, than working on Italian hair is like playing Russian Roulette.
Botox’s top competitor is offering rebates to women dissatisfied with their anti-wrinkle treatment. This brought an immediate smile to the faces of millions of women. Their faces just couldn’t display it.
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Thursday, March 11, 2010
March 10, 2010
Playstation released its version of the Nintendo Wii. Gamers say the motion-control technology is so good you’ll be at the doctor with an inflamed elbow and torn rotator cuff in no time.
Its biggest fans: orthopedic specialists and health insurance companies.
There’s fresh evidence that Senator John Ensign steered jobs to his former mistress’s husband. This is actually encouraging: At least someone was hiring.
The White House is getting a sneak peak at the new HBO series “Pacific.” President Obama said he’s excited for the show, but is worried the viewing might interrupt the bickering between the two parties.
President Obama said he’s excited for the series, but concerned it might conflict with his favorite show, “Millionaire Matchmaker.”
Pink Floyd won a ruling that might result in iTunes and other digital music players taking its music down. So your best shot at hearing classic songs like “Comfortable Numb” and “Money” is to turn on any radio station, anytime, anywhere.
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Its biggest fans: orthopedic specialists and health insurance companies.
There’s fresh evidence that Senator John Ensign steered jobs to his former mistress’s husband. This is actually encouraging: At least someone was hiring.
The White House is getting a sneak peak at the new HBO series “Pacific.” President Obama said he’s excited for the show, but is worried the viewing might interrupt the bickering between the two parties.
President Obama said he’s excited for the series, but concerned it might conflict with his favorite show, “Millionaire Matchmaker.”
Pink Floyd won a ruling that might result in iTunes and other digital music players taking its music down. So your best shot at hearing classic songs like “Comfortable Numb” and “Money” is to turn on any radio station, anytime, anywhere.
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