Toys R Us is planning to open 600 “pop-up” stores for the holiday sales season. The number one thing kids are hoping their parents get: a job.
A bed bugs infestation shut down the AMC Empire 25 in New York last week. At least now we know who actually went to see Going the Distance.
The AMC Empire 25 was shut down because of a bed bug problem. Apparently, they’ve been sneaking into theaters and making out when the lights go down.
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Thursday, September 9, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
Aug. 02, 2010
Chelsea Clinton’s wedding reportedly had over 450 guests. Remarkably, all were seated to the left of the aisle.
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Friday, July 23, 2010
July 23, 2010
New York City plans to eliminate 170,000 Canadian Geese. Roughly 2/3rds of the population will be killed by gas, lethal injection, or exposure to a Miley Cyrus song.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010
July 21, 2010
A new movie about Facebook is coming out. There’s one in the works for Twitter, too. But it’s only 140 characters long.
With its city council’s approval, farmers in Oakland might soon be able to grow marijuana. Making Oakland farms the largest exporter of pot -- second only to every single high school parking lot in the country.
Former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is competing on “Survivor: Nicaragua.” He said his toughest challenge so far has been getting tree moss to do what his hair goop usually does.
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With its city council’s approval, farmers in Oakland might soon be able to grow marijuana. Making Oakland farms the largest exporter of pot -- second only to every single high school parking lot in the country.
Former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is competing on “Survivor: Nicaragua.” He said his toughest challenge so far has been getting tree moss to do what his hair goop usually does.
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010
July 20, 2010
With his new mechanical heart-pumping device that pumps blood continuously, Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse. There go his chances for working at a temp agency.
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010
June 30, 2010
Larry King is leaving CNN. Over 25 years, King has conducted nearly 50,000 interviews. Amazingly, more than half of them were with his cardiologist.
50,000 interviews. Or approximately the number of times he gets up to pee during the night.
After 25 years, King wants to do what other 76-year-olds do. Forget names. Snap at waiters. Wander onto highways.
King will always be remembered for his trademark suspenders and oversized round glasses. But definitely not his good looks.
The 11 undercover Russian spies who were recently rounded up are said to have led very normal American lives. They were fat, lazy and easily amused.
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50,000 interviews. Or approximately the number of times he gets up to pee during the night.
After 25 years, King wants to do what other 76-year-olds do. Forget names. Snap at waiters. Wander onto highways.
King will always be remembered for his trademark suspenders and oversized round glasses. But definitely not his good looks.
The 11 undercover Russian spies who were recently rounded up are said to have led very normal American lives. They were fat, lazy and easily amused.
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
June 29, 2010
Senator Robert Byrd died this weekend The 93-year-old senator was a respected voice in Congress. He was known for bringing huge amounts of federal money to West Virginia. But not a single dentist.
He was 93. Up until the end he worked a full day. All the way through dinner at 4 PM.
He was so old his first year in office was marked by high praise from everyone in the 13 colonies.
Senator Robert Byrd died this weekend. The 93-year-old Byrd was a respected voice of the Senate. The respected voice of the Senate brought huge amounts of federal money to West Virginia. But, apparently, not a single dentist.
Byrd actually wasn’t the oldest living thing in Congress. Corruption, bribery and petty infighting go back even further.
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He was 93. Up until the end he worked a full day. All the way through dinner at 4 PM.
He was so old his first year in office was marked by high praise from everyone in the 13 colonies.
Senator Robert Byrd died this weekend. The 93-year-old Byrd was a respected voice of the Senate. The respected voice of the Senate brought huge amounts of federal money to West Virginia. But, apparently, not a single dentist.
Byrd actually wasn’t the oldest living thing in Congress. Corruption, bribery and petty infighting go back even further.
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