Tuesday, October 19, 2010
October 19, 2010
The Obama administration wants to pass a law making it easier to monitor your Facebook posts, Blackberry messages and email. If it can’t get a law through, the administration plans to just hire every dude’s girlfriend to do the job.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Sept. 24, 2010
Drug regulators are suspending the diabetes drug Avandia over concerns that it can cause heart attacks. Especially when taken with a Big Mac.
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Thursday, September 9, 2010
Sept. 10, 2010
Toys R Us is planning to open 600 “pop-up” stores for the holiday sales season. The number one thing kids are hoping their parents get: a job.
A bed bugs infestation shut down the AMC Empire 25 in New York last week. At least now we know who actually went to see Going the Distance.
The AMC Empire 25 was shut down because of a bed bug problem. Apparently, they’ve been sneaking into theaters and making out when the lights go down.
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A bed bugs infestation shut down the AMC Empire 25 in New York last week. At least now we know who actually went to see Going the Distance.
The AMC Empire 25 was shut down because of a bed bug problem. Apparently, they’ve been sneaking into theaters and making out when the lights go down.
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Monday, August 2, 2010
Aug. 02, 2010
Chelsea Clinton’s wedding reportedly had over 450 guests. Remarkably, all were seated to the left of the aisle.
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Friday, July 23, 2010
July 23, 2010
New York City plans to eliminate 170,000 Canadian Geese. Roughly 2/3rds of the population will be killed by gas, lethal injection, or exposure to a Miley Cyrus song.
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010
July 21, 2010
A new movie about Facebook is coming out. There’s one in the works for Twitter, too. But it’s only 140 characters long.
With its city council’s approval, farmers in Oakland might soon be able to grow marijuana. Making Oakland farms the largest exporter of pot -- second only to every single high school parking lot in the country.
Former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is competing on “Survivor: Nicaragua.” He said his toughest challenge so far has been getting tree moss to do what his hair goop usually does.
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With its city council’s approval, farmers in Oakland might soon be able to grow marijuana. Making Oakland farms the largest exporter of pot -- second only to every single high school parking lot in the country.
Former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is competing on “Survivor: Nicaragua.” He said his toughest challenge so far has been getting tree moss to do what his hair goop usually does.
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010
July 20, 2010
With his new mechanical heart-pumping device that pumps blood continuously, Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse. There go his chances for working at a temp agency.
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