Aug. 19, 2011

International Atomic Energy Agency rules that’s Ned’s dustbin was, in fact, not atomic.

Aug. 11, 2011

A guy named Adam really needs to date a girl named Eve. Just so they can introduce themselves at parties as Adam and Eve.

Aug. 3, 2011

Now that New York has legalized gay marriage, we can all expect a lot more pop-and-pop shops.

July 18, 2011

With the latest Harry Potter film, the franchise has earned well over $6 billion. Forget China. The US should borrow from JK Rowling.

Officials say Osama Bin Laden was planning an attack at a major US athletic event attended by tens of thousands of people. So you know a Mets game was out.

July 14, 2011

According to a House report, there have been over 25,000 security lapses at airports since 9/11. Almost as many as Dodger Stadium.

July 1, 2011

Turtles wandered onto the runway at JFK. I think it was a mass protest against the new $25 fee for checked shells.

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June 13, 2011

A B-17 bomber from WWII crashed in Oswego, NY this morning. Apparently the plane overshot the runway by 67 years.

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