July 18, 2011

With the latest Harry Potter film, the franchise has earned well over $6 billion. Forget China. The US should borrow from JK Rowling.

Officials say Osama Bin Laden was planning an attack at a major US athletic event attended by tens of thousands of people. So you know a Mets game was out.

July 14, 2011

According to a House report, there have been over 25,000 security lapses at airports since 9/11. Almost as many as Dodger Stadium.

July 1, 2011

Turtles wandered onto the runway at JFK. I think it was a mass protest against the new $25 fee for checked shells.

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June 13, 2011

A B-17 bomber from WWII crashed in Oswego, NY this morning. Apparently the plane overshot the runway by 67 years.

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May 16, 2011

Pearl Jam's "Breath" is easily the best '90s grunge song about air exhalation ever.

April 26, 2011

Now that President Obama has released his official birth certificate, his detractors are saying they won’t be satisfied until they see his umbilical cord.

April 21, 2011

The MTA announced its plan to sell three buildings, including its headquarters. Most surprising: That the announcement was neither unintelligible nor garbled.