Bad news for anyone hoping to pick up E. Coli this weekend. Nestle found traces of the deadly bacteria in its Toll House cookie dough. And they’ve halted production. The good news is this: If you’re that determined to get E Coli, there’s always Taco Bell.
Nestle is stopping production on its Toll House cookies now that traces of E-coli were found. The move is meant to protect Americans, and disrupt terrorists who were plotting to cause widespread cramps, vomiting and diarrhea.
Traces of E-coli were found in a sample of Toll House cookie dough. The company is stopping production of the cookies, dashing dreams of terrorists plotting to attack us by our gastrointestinal tract.
Traces of E-coli were found in a sample of Toll House cookie dough. To which customers of Denny’s all said, “Your point being?”
Traces of E-coli were found in a sample of Toll House cookie dough. Talk about some calories you really don’t need.
Traces of E-coli were found in a sample of Toll House cookie dough. That’ll teach the kids to keep their hands out of the cookie jar.
Sarah Palin has a new job on Fox. Expected to deliver short, 30-second analysis pieces, most people are betting she’ll pull out after 15 seconds.
A mother in the UK is being charged with injecting a lethal dose of heroin into her brain-damaged son’s veins. Apparently, his final words were: “Dude, hit me again.”
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Sean Lee
http://www.seanmichaellee.com
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