Thursday, January 28, 2010

Jan. 28, 2010

Scientists have determined that a 125-million-year-old dinosaur had ginger-colored feathers. And, remarkably, no gray.


A small Vermont town is worried radiation from its sole nuclear power plant might be seeping into the ground water. The news isn’t all that bad. Ben and Jerry actually released a seasonal batch of new Very Berry Toxic Fall Out Food Flavor.


The town is enraged. All 11 of them.


In his State of the Union, Barack Obama said jobs would be his number one priority. Easy to say when yours is assured for the next three years.


President Obama warned lawmakers not to “run for the hills.” Besides, there’s no jobs there either.


P. Diddy gave his teenage son a $360,000 Maybach for his 16th birthday. How many driveways do you have to shovel to get that?


54 inches of snow fell in northern Arizona last week, blanketing the huge Navajo and Hopi Indian reservations. Basic necessities had to be airlifted in, chief among them food, medicine and whiskey.


The storm dumped so much snow that retirees were actually seen outfitting their golf carts with snow chains.

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