Toyota is halting production on its Camrys and Corrolas. Gas pedals are getting stuck when pressed causing fatal accidents. On the plus side, sales of helmets and bubble-wrap body suits are skyrocketing.
With millions of Corollas and Camrys off the road, where are people supposed to do all their text messaging?
In President Obama’s State of the Union address tonight, he plans to focus on healthcare, cutting spending, how excited he is for the new Apple Tablet.
In advanced news, President Obama’s yet unveiled State of the Union has already won him another Nobel Prize, a daytime Emmy and a six-day, seven-night all-expenses-paid trip to Disneyland.
2009 was the worst year the airlines have ever had. But it was also the best year for makers of bomb-holding underwear.
Osama Bin Laden released another video praising the Christmas Day underwear bomber. He also plugged his upcoming slacker comedy, “Two Girls, One Cave.”
Osama Bin Laden released another video praising the Christmas Day underwear bomber. He also said he’s available for Bar Mitzvahs and weddings.
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Sean Lee
http://seanmichaellee.blogspot.com/
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