Tuesday, April 10, 2012

April 10, 2012

Students at Purdue University built a Rube Goldberg-like machine that can pop a balloon in 300 steps. Meanwhile, a light bulb can still do it one.

Libyan authorities say Gaddafi’s billions are tied up in either Belarus, the Ukraine, or the Mega Millions jackpot.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

March 1, 2012

I don’t know what this says about our society, but spellcheck now recognizes the word Snooki.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Aug. 19, 2011

International Atomic Energy Agency rules that’s Ned’s dustbin was, in fact, not atomic.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Aug. 11, 2011

A guy named Adam really needs to date a girl named Eve. Just so they can introduce themselves at parties as Adam and Eve.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Aug. 3, 2011

Now that New York has legalized gay marriage, we can all expect a lot more pop-and-pop shops.

Monday, July 18, 2011

July 18, 2011

With the latest Harry Potter film, the franchise has earned well over $6 billion. Forget China. The US should borrow from JK Rowling.

Officials say Osama Bin Laden was planning an attack at a major US athletic event attended by tens of thousands of people. So you know a Mets game was out.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

July 14, 2011

According to a House report, there have been over 25,000 security lapses at airports since 9/11. Almost as many as Dodger Stadium.