July 18, 2011

With the latest Harry Potter film, the franchise has earned well over $6 billion. Forget China. The US should borrow from JK Rowling.

Officials say Osama Bin Laden was planning an attack at a major US athletic event attended by tens of thousands of people. So you know a Mets game was out.

July 14, 2011

According to a House report, there have been over 25,000 security lapses at airports since 9/11. Almost as many as Dodger Stadium.

July 1, 2011

Turtles wandered onto the runway at JFK. I think it was a mass protest against the new $25 fee for checked shells.

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