Tuesday, March 29, 2011

March 29, 2011

Doctors are saying Facebook can cause depression in teens. To which every autocratic dictator in the Middle East and North Africa said, “Sure beats protests, revolt and regime change.”

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

March 16, 2011

The price of gold is up today. This bodes well for Mike Tyson’s mouth.


Netflix is making a TV series about the life of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. Slated for two seasons, most people think it’ll start skipping and freeze entirely midway through the first.

Monday, March 7, 2011

March 7, 2011

With millions of people trying desperately to flee Libya, it’s nice knowing Travelocity’s FareWatcher Plus is looking out for everyone else looking to go to Miami this weekend.

No countries have offered to take in Gaddafi, who sleeps in a bedouin tent every night. However, Dick’s Sporting Goods has offered to give sanctuary to the Libyan leader in any of its 409 stores nationwide.


The nose cone of a $424 million space satellite fell off during launch yesterday. NASA says if they can't fix it, they know a great plastic surgeon in LA who can.