Friday, July 23, 2010

July 23, 2010

New York City plans to eliminate 170,000 Canadian Geese. Roughly 2/3rds of the population will be killed by gas, lethal injection, or exposure to a Miley Cyrus song.

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

July 21, 2010

A new movie about Facebook is coming out. There’s one in the works for Twitter, too. But it’s only 140 characters long.

With its city council’s approval, farmers in Oakland might soon be able to grow marijuana. Making Oakland farms the largest exporter of pot -- second only to every single high school parking lot in the country.

Former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is competing on “Survivor: Nicaragua.” He said his toughest challenge so far has been getting tree moss to do what his hair goop usually does.

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

July 20, 2010

With his new mechanical heart-pumping device that pumps blood continuously, Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse. There go his chances for working at a temp agency.

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