November 23, 2010

North Korea’s 26-year-old dictator-in-waiting admits he called for the deadly, surprise artillery attack that killed two South Korean guards last night. As for who took his dad’s Porsche out for a joyride, “wasn’t me,” he said.

November 15, 2010

Larry King will be airing a show Tuesday evening – a look back at all his years in broadcast journalism. The show will go from 7 PM until about 2016.


Saying our work there is nearly done, President Obama wants to begin pulling troops out of Afghanistan in 18 months. Wait, there was work?


Apple is planning a big announcement Tuesday morning and wants everyone to tune in at 10 AM. For once we’ll finally know where bin Laden is.


Apple is planning a big announcement Tuesday morning. There go another five paychecks.

November 11, 2010

Because so many parents are out of work, a record number of teens have moved in with their grandparents. The arrangement is really working out. When grandma and grandpa sit down for dinner, the kids can join them for breakfast.

November 09, 2010

A mysterious missile was caught on video off the coast of LA. Insiders are baffled. There hasn’t been a bomb like this on screen since Mel Gibson’s career.

In Indonesia President Obama criticized Israel’s housing policy, reiterating a policy stance that it’s always best to comment from 5,700 miles away.


President Obama can’t seem to escape disaster. This week it was the ash from a volcano. Last week, it was the fallout from the elections.