Oil continues to gush into the Gulf. This will make you long for the days when mercury in your fish was the only reason to avoid it.
Oil is streaming into the Gulf at about 5,000 gallons a day. It’s a mess on par with Lawrence Taylor’s personal life.
BP’s containment dome has failed to contain the very thing it was created to contain: bad PR.
The White Pages will soon be discontinued. The inches-thick book is apparently the victim of a digital revolution, the Internet, and superior door-stops.
It’s still Mother’s Day for Kate Gosselin. She hasn’t gotten through all the cards yet.
BP is looking to use toxic chemicals to stop the Gulf oil spill. If that doesn’t do the job, they might just try tapping the chemicals in the Situation’s hair.
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