Wednesday, January 12, 2011

January 12th, 2011

Good news for anyone looking to have their genitals patted down this morning. Despite the snow, Newark Airport is open.


Sarah Palin refuses to apologize for her angry rhetoric. Well, she was going to. But bailed early.


Illinois lawmakers will likely outlaw the death penalty. In its place, the state will just subject death row inmates to the Jonas Brothers.

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