Valentine’s Day might be awkward for New York Gov. David Paterson, who’s admitted to having extramarital affairs. But not nearly as awkward as Father’s Day.
With the sex scandal under his belt, at least now we know the first-term governor is qualified to hold office.
Paterson said he wasn’t having sex with another woman. He was simply masturbating inside of one.
Plans to produce the world’s first genetically modified food plants are being put on hold over safety concerns. Apparently the aubergine is a lousy candidate for Corn Flakes, but a great candidate for cancer.
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