Former Vice President Dick Cheney sustained his fifth heart attack this week. Trying to prevent another attack, which could be deadly, his heart is said to favor advanced interrogation techniques against his coronary artery.
A Queens man revealed a chilling plan to blow up the NYC subway system yesterday. Of course, it doesn’t take a backpack and a detonator to cause widespread disruption. He could have just snowed on the tracks.
Rather than waterboard him for crucial information, investigators are planning to just subject him to the F train. An equally inhumane form of torture.
With war on several fronts, the Army’s top general said he’s against ending “Don’t ask, don’t tell.” Unless, of course, the next front in the war is against red carpets, glitter and fabulousness.
Former Vice President sustained yet another heart attack – but showed no abnormal rhythm involving the upper chambers of his heart. The upper chamber being right next to the evil one.
It’s National Margarita Day. Or as Rip Torn calls it, Tuesday.
Turns out even less separates man from monkey. Research shows chimps know the difference between five chocolates and four. A pint and a quart. But apparently they couldn’t tell the difference between Kirstie Alley and Manatee.
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