The National Enquirer might actually win its first Pulitzer Prize for uncovering the John Edwards-Rielle Hunter affair. I read that in The National Enquirer. Right next to “Wolfman Heals Obamas’ Dog, Smokes Celebratory Cigar with President Afterward.”
Must have been a slow news-year.
It wouldn’t be the newspaper’s first. It has won countless Pulitzers in the Aliens, Crop Circles and Wolfmen category.
Two Chinese schools -- including one with ties to the Chinese military -- are said to have broken into Google’s IT infrastructure to steal its trade secrets. Didn’t they know they could just google “Google’s trade secrets”?
Frightening stuff. So when they aren’t poisoning our toothpaste or tainting our toys, they’re reading our email.
Olympic organizers have stocked the Olympic Village with 100,000 condoms. I hadn't realized Tiger Woods qualified for the Games.
After the Federal Reserve raised interest rates yesterday, the value of a dollar rose. Just not at strip clubs.
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