An elementary school in Los Angeles suspended three teachers. In recognition of Black History Month, the three nominated OJ Simpson and Dennis Rodman as African American heroes. The three haven’t decided who they’ll nominate for White History Month. But right now Adolph Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer are neck-and-neck.
The uproar isn’t just because the teachers are white. It’s because they’re also, evidently, retarded.
Metal-on-metal hip replacements are causing all kinds of complications. And orthopedic surgeons around the country are calling for the end of them. They wear quickly. Kill healthy tissue. And, worst of all, they’re a bitch to get through airport security.
New York City has reportedly filled its two millionth pothole. Quite an achievement. Meanwhile, New York Governor David Paterson hasn’t even reached the bottom of his.
Lady Gaga concert tickets have doubled in price. Apparently, the price of leopard-skin, porcelain vase three-pieces has gone up.
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