Friday, March 19, 2010

March 19, 2010

The Obama administration wants to send the Guantanamo detainees to a vacant prison in northwestern Illinois. It originally wanted to send them to New Jersey. But then realized that would violate its own anti-torture policies.



Scientists in Germany created the world’s first invisibility cloak. It can render 3d objects entirely invisible. Naturally, people everywhere are very excited. Apparently, Tiger Woods asked if he could get one made in a 42-Long.



With the proposed health bill estimated to reduce federal deficits by $138 billion over 10 years, there’s no stopping it. Lawmakers are calling it the Toyota Healthcare Bill.



Russia wants to start powering towns through nuclear submarines. So who do you call when the power goes out?



Russia wants to start powering towns through nuclear submarines. I guess when the lights go out, that’s the least of your worries.



Russia wants to start powering towns through nuclear submarines. You’ll know there’s a power outage when your fingertips glow in the dark.



Universal is planning to lower CD prices to $10 or less. Natuarlly, music buyers were said to be thrilled by this. All three of them.



Universal is planning to lower CD prices to $10 or less. To which anyone under 30 asked, “What’s a CD?”


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