Monday, March 8, 2010

March 08, 2010

Lil Wayne was sentenced to a year in prison. It isn’t clear how much of that sentence will be left once he gets his teeth through security.


The Oscars Sunday night went so long that the Navis went extinct before it was over.


The Queen of England said she’s worried underdeveloped countries are missing out on opportunities for advancement because they don’t have the Internet. Seriously, how is a nation to succeed when it can’t post how much it hated that sparkly dress Zoe Saldana wore on the red carpet?


The FAA is defending its workplace policies following an incident in the control tower at JFK. They’re considering changing the policy to “Take Your Kid to Work Day But Don’t Let Him Land a Goddamn 737.”


Just be thankful the dad who let his kid play air traffic controller wasn’t your heart surgeon.


According to scientists, bonobos – our closest primate relative – would rather share their food with a companion than eat alone. And will dine at nothing less than a five-star Zagat-rated restaurant.



The Obama Administration wants to pay delinquent homeowners to sell their homes and vacate. See? There’s another way to get money from the federal government without being a car company.


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